Leave it to a CU Freshman to steal $30,000 in electronics from the campus bookstore and try to get away with it.
I imagine a conversation may have gone like this...
Gullible Freshman #1: "Dude, where did you get all this stuff?"
Brandon Michael Reuter: "Dude, like my uncle's a rep for Apple."
This does not help maintain Boulder's reputation of being the smartest city in the US.