I'm glad God has given me Canadian friends in Keith and Becky. They have a better sense of humor than us yanks. Here's an example from the International Pun Contest, sent my way via Becky:
9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Funny, eh?
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