Illinois is More Flat than Kansas.

My yard is flat. The street is flat. The whole town is flat. There's this one road named Ridge nearby that is perhaps 5-10 feet higher in elevation than the rest of the area. But for someone who used to live in Boulder County, Colorado where there is about 10,000 vertical feet of total elevation differential, the "Ridge" at Ridge Avenue is barely noticeable.

According to the Chicago Tribune, "Illinois is flatter than every state but one, according to researchers, and is less hilly even than Kansas, a place once proven to be flatter than an IHOP pancake."

The Tribune article goes on to tell us about Jerome Dobson, a University of Kansas geographer, who set out to compare how flat states actually are with how flat people think they are. In a 2013 survey that asked Americans which state is flattest, a full third of respondents guessed Kansas. But Dobson’s team found that Florida, with its low-lying coastal plains, was the flattest of the 48 contiguous states and Washington, D.C.

And Illinois is second. It's more flat than Kansas. Truth.

Imagine the Bairds in Aspen in the 1950s...

Ski School on the Little Nell, Aspen Mountain 1950, courtesy of Mary Eshbaugh Hayes & mehphotography.com

While at a memorial gathering for John W. Baird earlier today, I heard his son Steve Baird talk of his dad taking him skiing in Aspen in the 1950's because it was cheaper than skiing in the Midwest at the time. I don't know the Baird family well, but I'm glad to know that they love skiing too.

Add Wisconsin to the list.

The Obsessive Skier took a small group of friends to Wilmot Mountain yesterday, so add Wisconsin to the list of places where his obsession for making turns on snow has prevailed over the obstacles of geography and topography. He also taught a few friends how to ski with speed control and style. The obsession seems to be spreading...

I shall return.

The Obsessive Skier is planning a brief return from exile on Saturday, January 25th.

With a new group of "I've-never-ever-skied-before" friends, the Obsessive Skier will traverse the suburban landscape of Northeastern Illinois in a potentially-futile quest for a few turns at skifourlakes.com, God willing. Pray that it does not rain...